We’ve all been seriously angry at something or someone from time to time, as a fact of life this anger is inescapable, and balancing your chi is a fantasy for pansies!
What better way to exalt that troublesome anger than to man a tank and destroy the things that really seem to bother us most with no absolution! You can drive tanks over cars or read on for a less cathartic experience.
This is just a fathomable example of the 6 common-most things someone would want to drive over and crush to its demise with a military grade tank, built for war!
The Unruly Neighbor or Back-stabbing Ex-Friend
That grubby little wanker! Run them over and show them who’s boss, they may think they are funny sending their pups over the fence to add unwanted “fertilizer” to your garden, or that evil friend who lied and deceived you is staring you down in the distance, Smash um! they are no match for 50 tons of pure steel and gunpowder!
That product that doesn’t deserve to be popular!
Boy that sure was a paltry box of candy, or that detergent really didn’t clean your laundry, well under the crushing weight of pure steel it goes!
The companies, obsolete, useless office products
That printer that just won’t stop spooling out useless characters page after page, well now it is no more! or that obsolete desktop computer that can’t stop saying “Abort, Retry, Fail.” your outta here!
Those defective household appliances
Blimey!, that noisy dishwasher will not be keep me awake at night any longer!
Those distasteful modern masterpieces.
Maybe you have some rather odd so called “artworks” you need to obliterate!
That nosy neighbor’s car
“Blast that little bugger is at it again staring through my front porch window trying to see what I am doing in my kitchen as I make breakfast, what could I be doing?, I am just feeding my kids, come now eyes off while I scramble these eggs, I swear I will have my revenge you nosy nuisance!”
As we all may have our reasons for our objects of loathing, it sure would be a fair relief to be able to “remove” said things from our plane of existence. With the assistance of a military grade tank to come to our aid, this adventure sporting could be quite fun and entertaining!